Episodes

Ep. 127 The Cheap Bench Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we go down many rabbit holes, one involves us making faces at each other, another is a youtube pit with a little karaoke… ...

Ep. 126 Bench Unplugged Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we have a special guest – Toph of This Week Today and Armchair Radio – here to discuss one of our favorite films Shaun of ...

Ep. 125 Mushy Cookie Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we have some All the Horror event info for you, a snack that does NOT go over well, and a list… kind of. Promo for @FlicksXR...

Ep. 124 Just a Poe Boy - FLASHBACK Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. We’ve been doing ALL THE HORROR since 2018, and here’s a flashback to that first October, with our best bud Drew fro...

Ep. 123 Beer on the Bench Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we read your September #BenchWriteClub and they are ALL soooo gooood. There might be singing and there is one horrible ...

Ep. 122 BONUS McD-Wiki Welcome to the bench… ADJACENT! You know, on the side of our regularly planned and super organized programming. This is a bit of what you would find for only $1 a month on Patreon. Tonight, we go down a rabbit hole into McDonaldlan...

Ep. 121 So Organized  |  Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we talk movies but without any real information, snack on a lot of coffee and write. Thank you Benchlings and Patreons an...

Ep. 120 Interview with a Writer Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. It’s time to have a real live writer on the bench, our friend Lorna Clarke Osunsanmi, who has worked on shows like Hemlo...

Ep 119 Remembering Bruce Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. This week we take a pause on our usually super structured show (HA) to stroll back through our 20s, and remember our dear frien...

Ep. 118 Hot Pocket Moms Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we travel back to a time of roaches, listen to Siana rant about a bad Lifetime movie, take credit for all the things that ...

Ep. 117 Taco Drunk Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today the tacos defeated us, but somehow we stumble through… this entire episode should probably be an outtake! Also… tell us on FB o...

Ep. 116 Humble Farmer Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. It’s time for #BenchWriteClub, a lot of shows-we-are-bingeing-chat, and of course SNACKS.   Promo for Down To Folk, from the Podfi...

Episode 3 – Lucy’s Seance BONUS!! Welcome to the Bench! Here is a new series we are doing exclusively for Patreon because we love Lucy! Today Lucy discovers numerology and dives into some other worldly shenanigans with a séance – led by Madame Ethel, of ...

Ep. 115 Click Bait Magic Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we drink our snack after muddling some mint. We announce our #BenchWriteClub for July, cheat on our diet, and put a call ...

Ep. 114 Murder of Crows | Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Again, a few audio issues, but we muscle through and even write! A very special thank you to everyone who joined us during the...

Ep 2 – Lucy and the Quiz Show Welcome to the Bench! Here is a new series we are doing exclusively for Patreon because we love Lucy! Today, Lucy needs to really think out of the box to earn some extra money to pay all the bills. Will it work?   Patreon co...

Ep. 113 Wrecking the Bench Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. This episode may be our wrecking ball, you’ve been warned – audio issues, perhaps too much vodka and general chaos! It’s time...

Ep 1 – Lucy’s Murder Mystery -  Welcome to the Bench! Here is a new series we will be hosting exclusively for Patreon. We have always loved Lucille Ball and “I Love Lucy.” So, we thought we’d use this short format to re-watch all the episodes we can find...

Ep. 112 FLASHBACK to Knob Guide FLASHBACK time! Welcome to the bench! We are two frustrated writers trying to find time to write in between crafts with knobs, work, families and snacks. Ok, the snacks are part of our writing process – we swear. We try no...

Ep. 111 Bar of Meat Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we have lots of announcements, snacks and maybe a little bit of writing. Also, you read that right, a bar of meat.   FREE PATR...

Welcome to the bench 3 years ago - FLASHBACK! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench but most of all, we procrastinate on the bench! We have officially survived our first slumber party, and include the girls on a special #snackbook featuring @popse...

Ep. 110 Punk Rock Cookie Jar Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Only we could possibly talk both punk rock and camp songs in the same episode, and of course, there’s all kinds of nuts on ...

Ep. 109 Farm Team Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Somehow we use an old baseball reference, even though we aren’t that sporty. We snack and work on a number of tee-shirt designs, if yo...

Ep. 108 Folky Town featuring Shari Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench and mostly write… mostly. Today we have so much for you! Deviled eggs… Down to Folk #BenchWriteClub challenge and spec...